V1:
She looks like a girl I once knew
The captain of the cheerleading squad
But she's not so pristine, when I saw her on the screen
It made me say "Oh my god!"
She's got yellow hair like a banana
Legs like cinnamon sticks
But she really gets going when the camera starts rolling
That's how my girl gets her kicks
PC:
I think I need to go to therapy
CH:
Shane, Shane, get out of my brain
My VCR's broken and my clothes are stained
I think I'm gonna need some help
Shane, Shane, you're driving me insane
My head's turning circles and my hand's in pain
I've gotta have you for myself
V2:
She's got a Ph.D. in dirty
A doctorate in delight
She travels all around from town to town
And my girl loves to kick it at night
Some say she's got a girlfriend
I say she's got a few
But she really gets going when the camera starts rolling
There's nothing that girl won't do
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